Chapter 207: The Konami Code Featuring Natalie Portman
Distance NERDingJanuary 22, 2025
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Chapter 207: The Konami Code Featuring Natalie Portman

Jahmes gets SHDU to divulge personal information, Fray jensplains what vajazzling is, we continue to make SHDU feel uncomfortable with our jokes, and Phil gets lost in Aaron Pierre’s eyes!


This Week We Discuss:

  • The death of Film Maker David Lynch
  • Warner Bros is developing a new Goonies and Gremlins movies
  • Fraiser’s reboot has been cancelled
  • Netflix has increased prices again
  • Disney reveals a new bride for the Haunted Mansion
  • James Mangold confirms Swamp Thing will be a stand alone Gothic Horror film
  • Daredevil: Born Again will begin filming season 2 before season 1 premiere
  • Nintendo reveals Switch 2!!!
  • Do we know who Sigourney Weaver is playing in Madalorian and Grogu?
  • Is Cal Kestis finally coming to live action?
  • Is. Natalie Portman coming back to Star Wars?
  • Is Ryan Gosling coming to Star Wars?
  • We Talk all of the MCU casting rumors
  • Have we learned more about events in both upcoming Avengers Movies?
  • Are we getting Doctor strange 3 and Shang chi 2 updates?
  • And do we have an update on the Nova series?


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[00:00:00] Warning, this chapter of Distance Nerding was recorded live which means there may be strong language unsuitable for children and unusual humor which may be unsuitable for everyone who claims to be human. Parental discretion is advised.

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[00:01:05] You are now listening to and watching and enjoying the enjoyment and love that is the experience of Distance Nerding. Part of the Comic-Con radio podcast family. She's been sick all year but Goonies never say die. It's Frey! He's young enough to still be in the Goonies. It's Shadoo! Yay! He dated Mama Fratelli. It's Jumaz 5000!

[00:01:35] Yeah! What? And he loves a good baby Ruth. It's young Phil! Baby Ruth! And we're here to nerd together! Together! Together! Baby Ruth! Nailed it for the 207th time. 207 times we've been doing this. We're talking anything pop culture, news, movies, music, food, wrestling, comics, whatever you're nerding out on, we want to talk about it. There you go.

[00:02:01] And if you want to follow us, follow us on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Twitch, Threads, YouTube, Discord, X. Follow us on X. Blue Sky. Blue Sky. Red Sky. Red Nose. We said Twitter already. Purple people eaters. Everything at distance nerd again. Email us at dist. Ooh, James is doing a good stuff. Yeah, James is on it. We're doing it. I took his line so he took my line. That's kind of the way it works. Mama Fratelli is a good kisser. You know what I'm saying?

[00:02:28] I feel like James is doing this to keep us on track. I'm doing it because Mama Fratelli is a good kisser. He's steamrolling us. Is that the correct terminology, steamrolling? I can smell her smoker breath like I was guessing. Get those kids! Menthol. It's burning! At air. And we will read that email live on air. All right. There it is. Guys, we're here.

[00:02:58] We've had our opening fun, cold open fun stuff, but let's jump into this, guys. I'm warm open, but okay. Yeah, lukewarm open. You have now stumbled onto the best, or actually it is the worst kept secret on the internet. Ladies and gentlemen. Tell everyone. Exactly. Ladies and gentlemen, the worst kept secret like Shadoo's lips at the beginning of the show. Luckily, it's not going to be in the podcast version. So ladies and gentlemen, you are now watching The Download.

[00:03:39] Hey, what's on deck, Phil? Oh, well, this week on deck. We've got, if I click on it right here. We've got the Geek End update. Atomicverse is right around the corner. The Download. 40 years and no sequel. Goonies never say die. And of course, rounding it out, we've got starting rumors. We're starting rumors and getting sexy with NOVA. Oh, hey. You and your lips at NOVA. All right, here we go.

[00:04:09] It's very sexy. But before we jump into all that, of course, ladies and gentlemen. That's really- Oh, wrong one. Book first. Let me get a shout out. Shout out to Dubby. Dubby is a brand of energy drinks created to help focus, concentration, reaction time with no jitters or crash. No multidextrin, sugar, colors, artificial colors, or dyes. And it is indeed keto friendly. Dubby contains neurofactor. Help you give your brain focus and clarity.

[00:04:35] The 150 milligrams of caffeine and three essential B vitamins. Help you stay alert and energized. Check out more at Dubby.gg. Use the code NERDING10 for 10% off at checkout. Once again, that is NERDING10 for 10% off at checkout. Oh, yeah. So I'm going to be drinking some Aniba elixir tonight. Oh, wait. We're doing that again? What? Like you're actually drinking Dubby again? I'm actually going to drink some Dubby tonight. Oh, my God. I'm so impressed. Yeah, so I'm going to rock out. We've been doing it all year, Frey.

[00:05:05] Well, I haven't been here, James. Oh, man. There's nothing on my fingers, so I can't lick it for James. Oh. You can still lick your fingers. Lick your toes. Okay. Okay. Oh, okay. James is like, oh, God. I regret everything. I'm just not going to make that sound again. All right. And again, like I did last time, doing it with some bubbly water. Ooh. Just a little bubbly. Bubbly. Bubbly, bubbly. Little bit of bubbly. Sure.

[00:05:33] Phil gets to be eye candy last year. Now he's got bubbly water. I did get to be eye candy. Somehow that worked out. I'm sorry. Second rule. First of all, my name is not Shud. Shud. Second of all, do you have a link to that perhaps? Shud the chud. Shud. Shud the chud. There we go. No, no. No, I'm not a chud. Yeah. I want to watch that end game. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

[00:06:03] That's a totally different end game too. Hey, I'm yeah. That's I, I don't think that's called end game. I think it's called end game, but you know, whatever. Shud seems like the type of person who realized he's watching the wrong end game after he's more and missing. That was auto correct. That's what he said. Why does it auto correct to Shud? Yeah. What are you? What are you trying to do? If it was, if it got auto correct. Should you change to Shud? If it got auto corrected to smud, that'd be better. We are.

[00:06:32] Shud is an obsolete British slang for a shed. That's what it means. I mean, it fits. Oh, that's a shed. That's a shed right there. Oh, it's a shud. That's a shud. That sounds more Welsh. Someone open your shed door. That sounds more Welsh. Are you still licking your fingers? I am licking my fingers. All right. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time. We're already in the world. I know. It is now time. Where the hell did my mouse go? Okay. It is now time. I have two screens. So my like mouse doesn't want to move. Um, at least it didn't auto correct to chud. Yeah.

[00:07:01] Um, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the geek and update. Did y'all clean my desk while I was away? We did. We did. You moved the thing. I told you not to move the thing. We had to clean out your desk. So this is an HR meeting. We really need to talk to you about the incident. Yeah.

[00:07:29] Uh, we know, we, we, we, we know it was a while back. Uh, I was not drunk at the time of that incident. Well, I mean, we know for a fact that you were drunk at the Christmas party. Well, yeah, no, no, there, there, there was, there was the breathalyzer, uh, that we had of course. Uh, there was no indictment, you know? Well, yeah, there was, we know that means don't matter. Yeah. That's true. You know, and Hey, guess what? We're on Comic-Con radio. That's right. Distance Nerdy is on Comic-Con radio.

[00:07:59] Look for the Distance Nerding podcast, even this episode and our second show, a Comic-Con conversation each week on Comic-Con dash radio.com slash podcasts. Hey, James, pop that into the chat. Popping. Big fella. Pop, pop. And I as, as Shud, am a handband for doing that. Yes, not you. Shud the chud. All right. Shud the chud. Triggered. Hey, yo, you know who I am.

[00:08:30] I just need a, I need a toothpick. Hey, yo. All right. Okay. Oh yeah. Oh, what happened? That got changed. Comic-verse is coming to Sacramento. Are you excited? Oh, that's cool. That's a new Mary's son. Day before your birthday, young Phil. I know. Groundhog day. Yeah. Thanks to Impound Comics, who, by the way, Trace from Impound Comics, who's been on this show, has his con comic verse that's coming up February 2nd at the Scottish Rite Temple here in Sacramento, right across the street. I'm sorry. It's at a temple?

[00:09:00] Scottish Rite Temple. Yeah. Hello. It's not that kind of temple. No. Scottish Rite Temple is not that kind of temple. Scottish Rite Center. It's like, yeah, it's like an event center. I assumed it was like, well, no, it just said, I was like, well, they're having it in a, like a church or something. I was confused, but whatever. I think it's like a church rec center. Yeah, it can be. Yeah. That makes sense. Are we done? Chad? The Scottish Rite is more like a, like a, almost like the, not the Masons. The, um, what are they? Oh, oh, oh. It's that kind of thing.

[00:09:29] It's not, it's more of a. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. It's not Scottish. It's not really though. That makes sense. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I, I remember the Scottish Rite now. I, I, yeah, we have one. I got you. We could. All right. Scottish Rite. The Rite of the Sauce. February 2nd, 2025 here in Sacramento. We're not going to say where because that creates another conversation featuring Walter Jones, the original Black Ranger. Yeah. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Yeah.

[00:09:59] That's what I'm talking about. That's awesome. And then Najee Jeter. He plays Miles Morales in the Spider-Man video game. That's cool. Cool. That was fun. I dig that. There's a bunch of other people going, a lot of voice actors, but then our friends are going to be there too. Like, side geeks are going to be there. I assume Sandra's going to be there. I know Sandra was talking about it. We were just talking about it last night. They are going to be there. There you go. Cosplay dropouts. The cosplay group is going to be there. So much more. I didn't get a list of vendors. I don't think they posted it yet.

[00:10:28] I shouldn't have been thinking about it, but yeah. Comic verse here in Sacramento, February 2nd, 2025. That's right guys. Head over to comic verse con.com and get your tickets. Now it is definitely the time to do that. Very cool. That's awesome. All right. Well, let's jump in. Yay. February 2nd. Yay. Yay. Yay. All right. Well, let's jump into this guys. It is time. Oh wait, I got to be on the right page to do this. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the download.

[00:11:04] Thanks for cursing in the background. Wow. Well, it's cause it's, I, my mouse sometimes I can't find it. That's good. They got a pill for that. But yeah. Yeah. So I'm saying he's also going to be at comic first. So look at it. Everybody's going to be there. Sandra's going to be there. So keys are going to be there. So Deadpool is going to be there. Triggered wrestling. Maybe there. Who knows? Woo. That'd be fun for triggered wrestling to be there. Yeah. Triggered. I'm so jealous of triggered wrestling. They got to meet Jordan grace from, from TNA wrestling.

[00:11:33] The, the, the new champion, Jordan grace. Well, she was the champion, but she's, she was in the Royal rumble last year. Yeah. Fast forward to this year, the Royal rumbles like in two weeks. So rumor is she's jumping over to WWE permanently. Oh, wait. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. I'm thinking of something else. Jordan grace just relinquished the title, right? Uh, yeah. She did a while ago. She had a rematch. Yeah. Work out, but the juggernaut she's dope. Yeah.

[00:11:58] Um, I, I think that does make sense, especially with now that NXT and TNA are like basically on equal footing and working together. Yeah. You saw this last week all, and this is just side news, but, uh, all of the NXT wrestlers that showed up at TNA and we're like, it was like a normal thing. Right. Mm-hmm. And supposedly the rumor right now is there's supposed to be a four corners championship and we're going to have raw versus SmackDown and TNA versus NXT champion. Wow.

[00:12:26] For more news trailers reactions, check out the distance nerding to post. Let us know what you're nerding out on. Uh, obviously we're nerding out on wrestling just because that's, it's not something that we have on the rundown this week. So, all right, we're going to dive into this. Ready? We're going to go. I'm bringing it down. Starting off with some sad news. David Lynch, filmmaker who redefined cinema with his surreal vision has passed away at 78 years old.

[00:12:54] Lynch was known for his ability to blend ordinary with deeply bizarre in his storytelling. And he left a strong mark on film and TV. His big breakout moment came with the elephant man in 1980. I totally forgot he did that. That's amazing. Uh, the film earned Lynch Oscar nominations for both best director and best adapted screenplay. The late eighties and early nineties saw Lynch jump into television and the groundbreaking Twin Peaks show. I think it was on ABC. Was it ABC? Yeah.

[00:13:23] It was. Uh, 1990 Lynch won the Palm, the or at con for wild at heart star, Nick cage and Laura Dern. Probably my favorite of his is that one. Wild at heart. I really, once you start seeing like his resume together, you're like, Oh my gosh, you couldn't believe what he's done. Uh, a decade later in 20 or 2001, excuse me. He did Mulholland drive, which earned him another Oscar nod for best director and best director honors at con.

[00:13:53] Uh, thank you, David Lynch. You left your mark on Hollywood and you will be missed. Absolutely. Absolutely. One. I didn't realize that he was 78. Uh, I knew I figured he was 70. I didn't realize he was that old. Like I thought he, I thought maybe he was like slightly younger. Um, but I didn't realize he was pushing 80 like that. He was actually like days away from being 79. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:14:17] Uh, I think we talked about this like three months ago where he said he was stepping down from directing itself, but he still wanted to be part of, uh, you know, productions and whatever project he was working on a Netflix project actually, um, up until him passing. But, uh, uh, yeah, it's sad. It's like, he, he didn't want to give up smoking, but he's like, okay, I'll step away from the camera. That's right. We had a whole emphysema joke on that show about that. Don't you guys feel bad?

[00:14:47] You feel bad. Don't you? No, I don't. But at the same time, comedy is comedy. Comedy is comedy, but at the same time, you know, uh, prophecy is prophecy. The, the, the man did, uh, he did a lot of, like, he had a lot of massive pieces of work and a lot of amazing films over the course of his career. So he created a niche for himself and also for directors who really think outside the box.

[00:15:12] So I think without him, I don't think that we would have such a off kilter, uh, movies. Yeah. Well, I mean, they're really, they're off kilter. I mean, there are some, like, I don't know if we would have gotten, um, spotless mind. The eternal sunshine on the spotless mind. Yeah. And, um, and requiem for a dream. I don't know if we would have gotten that one either. Requiem for a dream. If it weren't for David Lynch. Yeah. Requiem for a dream is definitely something you can tell was influenced by David Lynch. Yeah.

[00:15:40] So I think he, you know, made a space for people to be able to do that. So, thanks. Yeah. Rest in power, David Lynch. Rest in power, man. Let's, uh, let's go ahead and move on. If, unless anybody has any more comments. No. He had really good hair. And now I understand why he liked Chris Isaacs. Yeah. Cause Chris Isaacs also has really good hair. Uh, he could play him in a biopic. I mean, still, he probably still could play, uh, David Lynch. I did say he could not. He could have. Uh, all right. Let's go ahead and move on. Oh, right. All right. It's me.

[00:16:08] So here's me. You know, the old saying Goonies sequels never say die. Tucked away in a recent report from deadline was news that Warner Brothers is developing new Goonies and Gremlins movies. The article outlined the studio's upcoming projects. Along these classics, uh, sorry, alongside these classics, Warner Brothers is also hyping up films like Clayface, Supergirl, Practical Magic, Matrix sequel, and Lord of the Rings, The Hunt for Gollum. With the latest announcement, it's unclear whether Warner Brothers is pursuing a direct sequel, a reboot, or something else entirely.

[00:16:38] As of now, no creative team or cast members have been confirmed. The Gremlins' arrival is planned as a true third installment rather than a reboot, and is set 30 years after the events of the original film. Harry Potter director Chris Columbus has been attached to the project for years. No timeline or dates- Boy, are his arms tired. Oh, I'm sorry. But- No timeline or dates have seen the bright light, bright light! Bright light, bright light! Now for the record, as you know, I did not care for the Goonies. Oh, come on!

[00:17:06] You know, I'm just always impressed at how brave he is for saying that stuff out loud. That's such a motherly thing to say. Just because he knows and you know how disappointed we are in him. Right. Well, I mean, I loved the Goonies, clearly. Yeah, we know that. Yeah. Especially when you get to meet the star and you tell him to his face that you enjoyed that movie. I was like, Goonies is the reason you were my first crush! And Sean- And then I gave him a big hug. And Sean appreciated that. We know Sean appreciated that. Yeah. I mean, look at me.

[00:17:35] How cool is that you got to say that? You got to say that to him, to Sean Astin. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Like, I don't get to say that to Winnie from Wonder Years. I know. Like, oh, you were my first crush. Not yet. She's still around. I mean, I could, I guess. I mean, you know, Goonies never say die. It's true, James. Goonies never say die. Are you a Goonie or not? All right. Well, I am. She does not. No. She does not. Pinch is a pair. I'm in. I'm in. What does he say? One of the lines.

[00:18:05] He's like, oh God, I don't remember. I can just hear his little voice in my head. Just a copper bottle. Just a copper pot. Just a copper pot. Oh my God. We're moving on. And his voice hasn't changed. He still sounds like that kid. Just, he can just beat the shit out of you now is the difference. There you go. Yeah. Not everyone. I could see, I could see us interviewing like key. You key Hugh Kwan one day. And she was like, just FYI. He, Hugh. I didn't know.

[00:18:35] I did not care. I did not care. I did not care for one of the two movies that made you famous. Yeah. But you're great. So you're great in Indiana Jones. And he's like, oh shit. That's right. He wasn't temple of doom. I didn't like temple of doom. Like, God damn it. She do. He just, just shut up. Just shut up. Like push you off the stage. He was fine in temple of doom. He was fine. He was fine. Oh my God. I can't win. Damn it.

[00:19:04] The next thing we hear is he's like, no, I didn't care for the matrix. And it's like, God damn it. She do. Oh no. No, I quite liked the matrix. Yeah. He did all of the, the fight choreography in, in the matrix. Yeah. No, I'm, I'm yeah. I've, I've, I have loved everything he has been in more recently too. You didn't know that James for the record. He knows Kung Fu. He knows Kung Fu. He did all of the, uh, uh, of the fight choreography in the matrix. I think I'm in the matrix. Is that real? Or are you just making it up just to mess with me? No, he really did. He was a fight choreographer for years. Wow.

[00:19:33] Hey, those pinches of peril really come through. You know what I mean? The pinches of peril. All right. Um, I will say the, the two best parts of the Goonies were Q Kwan and Sean Aspen. So. And not, and not Josh Brolin. Which is not, you know what there was, there's a hole that I'm digging. Right now. And I'm just going to step out of the hole. Yeah. Just stop talking about the Goonies. Yeah. Not everyone knows your name. Paramount Plus has announced that the rebooted sitcom, Frasier, has been canceled after two seasons. Of course it has. Wop wop. Anyway.

[00:20:02] The stream ended up and did not renew the Kelly Grammer led comedy for a third season. Producer of CBS Studios remains committed to the series and plans to shop it to other outlets. Possibilities include Prime Video and Hulu, which both carry the library of Frasier's original run. Seasons one and two of the revival, along with the original library episodes, will still remain available on Paramount. You know what would be good to watch instead of that? Shrinking. Shrinking. Oh, it's such a good show. It is so good. Jason Segel, Harrison Ford. Oh my God. You know, and it's about therapists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:20:32] There you go. It's a better therapy show than Frasier. Exactly. And for the record, like Frasier. So, you know. You did like Frasier? I, yes. From what I have seen of it and people being fans around me. Everybody knows your name. Yeah. Now, did you like the original Frasier show or this? I'm saying the original. I haven't seen the reboot. Oh, so. Okay. All right. I mean, who has Paramount Plus? I don't. I had it at some point for Star Trek stuff. I do. I haven't. I haven't just. No.

[00:21:03] You know what I thought was interesting about this? Like it's on Paramount. Yeah. But was it? This was originally an NBC show. Yeah. Yeah. And then that boggles my mind that stuff like that. But I don't think, I don't think Universal. No. Universal has Peacock. So, I mean, it's funny that it's not on Peacock, right? Right. I mean, I, but he, he, I think Kelsey Grammer owned the rights to Frasier. I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't have to be on the same. I mean, look, Wonder Woman went from ABC to CBS, right? Back in the day.

[00:21:32] It's not like there's like, you know, whatever. Okay. Let's move on. Moving on. Okay. All right. Netflix just ta-dummed your wallet. Ouch. The streamer has raised, hasn't raised prices since October 2023. Thank you, Netflix. Until today. Yeah, no. Screw you, Netflix. I'm still, I'm still pissed about him, about that. Yeah. Wait, 2023 or the one today? No, about them raising, continuously raising the prices. It's been a year and a half. Yeah.

[00:22:02] And then they're raising the prices again. They don't need to continuously raise the prices. Hey, they got, they got raw now. So come on. Okay. But I called that. Let him finish the thing. And then we can complain about it. Yeah. I called that by the way. I said that they were going to raise the plan. The price. When, when, when, when raw debuted. Okay. Netflix raised its price because young Phil called it for us subscribers on Tuesday, January 21st. Which is today. The perspective immediately, according to a report by variety of the streamer broke the

[00:22:31] news in its quarterly letter to investors. Ooh, just a letter. Uh, alongside announcements of its earnings in the fourth quarter of 2024, which included the biggest ever, our biggest even increase in subscribers for a single quarter. Netflix acquired 18.9 million new subscribers in the fourth quarter of 2024. The biggest gain ever in a single quarter. Yeah. That's all. That's a lot of subscribers. I'm sure the majority of that is from the wrestling content.

[00:23:01] Exactly. At 15 bucks a pop. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Huge. God. It's huge. Biggest streamer. Biggest streamer out there. It's the biggest streamer. Under the new. Under the new. It's the biggest streaming something. Pricing structure. Netflix standard with ads will go from $6.99 to $7.99. Standard will go from $15.49 to $17.99.

[00:23:27] And premium will go from $22.99 to $24.99. And then even the extra member, which I have to get because now my mom has a smart TV. Yeah. And I, she's going to use my info. And Netflix caught me. They're like, hey, you don't live here, bro. What are you? Why are you logged in here? I'm like, oh, sorry, Netflix. That, that extra member is going from $7.99 to $8.99. So everywhere. Netflix is raising prices. Yeah. It's crazy.

[00:23:53] They also highlighted some of the biggest releases coming this year to soften the blow to everybody. That's not softening the blow. It's not how that works. It includes new seasons of both Squid Game and Wednesday, as well as the series finale of you and Stranger Things. Of me? Have they been, have they been filming me this whole time and I didn't know it? You're getting canceled. And now it's, and now it's the series finale. So we know what that means.

[00:24:22] Oh God, what are they going to do with me for the series finale? I'm very upset now. You better hope you get picked up. I'm really anxious about this. That's what happened. I've been sick. Oh God, what have they been doing? That's what happens when you start jumping networks. Will 2025 be the year of streamer price hikes? I mean, if Netflix is setting a standard like here in January, what does this mean for everybody else? Well, look, everything's going up. Yeah. No, we already know prices are going to go up.

[00:24:51] It's just, now Netflix is just, again, they know that they can do this and people are just going to pay it and it's just going to happen. Yeah. They know that they've got you by the badge and they're going to exploit it. Yeah. By the badge? Yeah. Badge. The vajayjay. Oh, yeah. That's different. Ya flower. Say Wong in the chat, you know, mentioning Crunchyroll went up. Disney Plus has gone up. We know that. And Disney Plus is already saying that they're going to go up again this year. Yeah.

[00:25:23] Vajayjayjay. Sandra Betty knows what it's about. I see you, Sandra Betty. I see you. You good old JoJo Keefe. All right. All right. Moving on. Let's move on because it's just going to piss me off if we sit there and talk about, you know. About the jazzled vajayjay. No. About price gouging people. I've been pissed off enough in the last two days. I don't know what you're talking about. I kind of need some visual aids. Can you get your dry erase board and draw a picture of a vajazzled vajayjayjay? No. All right.

[00:25:52] So hurry back. We're back. The haunted mansion at Disneyland has reopened after its seasonal transformation, but with a surprising twist. Kim Irvine, Disneyland's executive creative director of Imagineering. Imagineering. Imagineering. Shared some insights about the bride's revamped backstory.

[00:26:14] We thought, what if we change the story back a little bit to the original story that the Imagineers had about a lost bride in the attic mourning the loss of her husband's. It was a sad thing. Plural? Yes. Is this like a husband-wife situation? She. I mean, a brother-husband situation? No. She's supposed to be a black widow bride, but I think they're moving away from that. Oh. Uh-huh. It was a sad thing. It was a story about lost love. This update, oh, exactly where it is.

[00:26:40] Um, this update steps away from the more sinister black widow bride story that had been part of the haunted mansion since its last update in the early 2000s. In her latest incarnation, the bride is a spectral figure of sorrow, a forlorn ghost whose lovers have mysteriously disappeared. Uh, did they pass away? Did they abandon her? The details remain intentionally vague, creating an air of mystery that invites guests to interpret the story for themselves.

[00:27:05] The haunted mansion is now open at Disneyland, just in time to gear up for the park's 70th anniversary celebration later this year. Oh, okay. So, basically, they just don't want an ex-murderer story going on in the parks. They get it. That makes sense. Yeah, I get that, Sacramento. So, I, you know, I have to say this. I actually didn't know that there was a story. Oh, yeah? You didn't? And I've been to the haunted mansion several times. They don't really tell you this.

[00:27:34] So, unless you're, like, clued in, you don't know. They kind of allude to it. I never knew she was a black widow bride. I would have been, like, so pro-black widow bride. See? In, like, the three movies that have been made, all three of them, you know, position her as a black widow bride. Oh, yeah. I never saw this. Yeah. Not even the Eddie Murphy one? What? Oh. I think she do like that one. Look, I like my theme parks separate from my movies.

[00:28:05] Hmm. You know, a fun fact. Kim Irvine, executive creative director for Imagineering in the parks. Mm-hmm. She's the daughter of the person that did the face sculpt that did the video or whatever. For Madam Leota. Madam Leota, yeah. Of the original one? Yeah. Oh, that's so freaking cool. Way to go, Kim. Way to outshine your mama. Well, her mom was also an Imagineer. Yeah. Way to outshine your mama. I just thought it was cool when I saw her name. Like, oh, that's kind of cool that she's talking about it.

[00:28:34] I think I remember them saying something about when they were doing a update to some of the dialogue on the ride. And they had her voice, the character, because she could mimic her mom. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. That's neat. Wow. We're really Disney-ing it up here. Yeah, we're from- I mean, we're Disney nerds. We all know this already. Yeah. Well, you know. Well, I mean, they own half of the world now, so. Yeah. And they're acquiring the other half as we speak right now. Exactly. And the other half is Fubo.

[00:29:04] Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. Fubo. No, no. Remember we did- Fubo. It's Boofu. Boofu. Yeah. Boofu. Buy us, fuck you. I don't know what's happening. Okay. Cool. Speaking of massive conglomerate franchises, DC is going green. Director James Mangold, of Logan Ford's Ferrari fame, has shared new details about his upcoming Swamp Thing movie for DC Studios.

[00:29:32] Mangold is looking to craft something fresh with his new Swamp Thing movie. The filmmaker previously said that he had no agenda of building a cinematic universe for Swamp Thing. He just has a story he wants to tell. Talking about that, he said, Swamp Thing at DC. It's a matter of, do we find a way on the page to see something original? While I'm sure DC views Swamp Thing as a franchise, I would be viewing it as a very simple, clean, gothic horror movie. About this man monster. Just doing my own thing with this. Just a standalone. No, at least it has yet been announced for that Swamp Thing. For that Swamp Thing. For that Swamp Thing.

[00:30:02] For that Swamp Thing. Swamp Thing. Swamp Thing. Swamp Thing. I'm for this and it's mostly just because Swamp Thing is an amazing character. It's a really good horror property. And James Mangold, like a lot of these nerdy directors, got his start in horror.

[00:30:24] So, kind of cool to see him wanting to bring Swamp Thing back to an eco-gothic horror premise. Yeah. I just hope that they don't make it like, I mean that they leave the humanity part of it in there too. Because like, that's the cool thing about Swamp Thing in my opinion and what makes him stand out from Man Thing. Is that he was a guy. I mean I know Man Thing was a guy as well. But it's like he's got so much like guilt.

[00:30:52] There's so many emotions inside him that he feels about who he is now. And he kind of wants to get back to who he was. And I really liked when he and Animal Man had like those existential crises and stuff. Or crises. Yeah. But yeah. So, that I kind of want to know. It eventually, I want to say in the late 90s, they ended up writing Swamp Thing into being a... So, he's never been actually human. What it was is he took on the memories of a human.

[00:31:21] Of like a man, right? Yeah. But he was never actually a person. Essentially, he became a sentient... He's a sentient tree essentially. He's like the avatar of the green, I think. Yeah. He's like the Grand Poobah of the green. Right. And like he has different avatars. We call him an Awakened tree. Thank you very much. An Awakened tree. Right. And the only other person who has tapped into the green the way that he has is Poison Ivy. Yeah. Yeah. And it drove her crazy. So, you know. Yeah.

[00:31:51] Swamp things have layers. Ogers. Ogers have layers. Like an onion. Yeah. Yeah. Hey guys. Oh, that's good. Wait, hold on. Marvel is eyeing a season two for Daredevil born again. So, will that mean like Daredevil born again again? Again again. Born again. I think... Daredevil born again star Charlie... Huh? Nevermind. Oops, I was born again again. Again again.

[00:32:17] Daredevil born again star Charlie Cox has confirmed that season two of the series will start production before season one premieres. Damn. All right. He is sure cocky for a Cox. Cocky. The news came from Cox himself during a recent fan expo appearance. Daredevil born again is set to arrive on Disney Plus on March 4th, 2025. I am confident because of their confidence. You're feeling cocky for the Cox? Yeah.

[00:32:47] What's crazy is they're confident now because they were not confident in this show. Uh, mainly because they were trying to do something new and they were trying to like make it a procedural. And then when they went back to the drawing board and said, Nope, we're just basically gonna make this a continuation of the Netflix shows. That's where, that's where they started like, no, this is what we wanted. This is what the fans are gonna like. They have the same amount of excitement for this show as they did for the Mandalorian before it came out.

[00:33:13] And that's, when, when, when Disney executives and, and creatives start getting really excited about something the way they're excited about this. Usually it's a good sign. Yeah. I mean, really, let's face it. We all want blood. We're all blood thirsty and cocks thirsty. What is happening? Show me the cocks. I think you're watching a different daredevil. I am not. Oh my goodness.

[00:33:41] He brings hit me baby one more time to a new level. What I, what I did like is, um, I watched a video earlier today about Charlie Cox showing up to the set. Uh, and he's, you know, he's doing an interview and he says like, I show up to the set and I walk in the room and they tell me, oh yeah, we need you to, uh, to try on this costume. And he goes, I figured that they were just grabbing the costume from, um, from the Netflix show. Uh, and I was just, they were just trying to see if I could still fit in the suit. Right.

[00:34:09] He goes, and I walk in this room and I look on the wall and I'm like, what in the living shit is that? Right. He said it is the most comic accurate version of the daredevil comp, uh, uh, costume, but in the style of the Netflix costume. Oh, that's awesome. So like the colors are like these, these golden bright yellows mixed with like, uh, dark red and light red and things like that. He goes, it looks like the comic book version of his costume. Right.

[00:34:35] But it has all of the lines and all of like the, the, the kind of like badassness of the way that they did the costume in the Netflix show. And he was in, it just kind of like got him even more excited. And he said, so fast forward, he puts on the costume except for the cowl. Right. Uh, and, and they're like, just everybody kind of like starts to like, like to weep is the way that he could only the way that he could describe it. It was like people just started weeping. He goes, so then at that point he puts on the mask, which has a magnet on it. Right.

[00:35:02] So there's like the snap when you put the magnet, the mask on, he puts the cowl on and people just fucking just, just lose it. Lose their minds. That's awesome. That's amazing. I am like, I, I am so happy that they brought this like daredevil back and that they didn't just like redo everything. Yeah. Because Charlie Cox and Vincent D'Onofrio are so, such good ambassadors for this show. Right.

[00:35:27] And they are so like in love with the characters that they play and you can see it. Mm hmm. And I'm so excited for this. And yeah, it's, you know, yeah, Sacramento Deadpool. I make this. Oh yeah. I'm a masochist. I'm really not. I just really love the show. And I didn't realize like, I was never really a huge daredevil fan in the comics. Mm hmm.

[00:35:49] I read some, but I wasn't like a huge fan and, but I really loved everything they've done on, like on Netflix and the trailer looks so fricking awesome. And I like afterwards I said two words, my response was, Oh fuck. Cause I know it's going to be good. Like, and I honestly that, so no, I cannot wait for this before we move on.

[00:36:12] The only thing that I'm hoping that we get right is something somehow something that tops the hallway scene. I think we're going to get that. Like if the fight scenes in the trailer, because they're not showing us the good stuff. Oh yeah. They're not because they don't, they don't want everybody to be like, Oh yeah, we got everything in the trailer. Yeah. And so it's the same thing with echo. Like one of the best fight scenes in the entire show was when she fought daredevil. Yeah. Oh yeah.

[00:36:37] So I think that just, just by the fight scenes in the trailer, we're going, we're going to get some shit and it's going to be good. Yeah. We're going to eat, going to be eaten. I don't know. I'm good in the neighborhood. Just say, say Wong in the chat is saying that he puts Michael Clark Duncan high on his list for, for versions of Kingpin. And in some aspects he puts him higher than Vincent D'Onofrio. I don't know if I agree with that.

[00:37:04] Just like, yes, Michael Clark Duncan was big and he, you know, fit that role as like, you know, a larger, literally larger than life, you know, massive character. Yeah. But I don't feel like Michael Clark Duncan, I don't think his version of the character captured the callous and cruelty that, that he was taking love. He didn't. Yeah, they didn't. Yeah, they didn't. They put so much in that movie. Yeah. That's why. If they just focus, cause this one, they just focus.

[00:37:32] They took that time to focus on Matt versus Kingpin. Yeah. And Daredevil versus Kingpin, that when they started introducing other characters slowly, we were fine with it. And so hopefully they're going to do that too. Yeah. They do seem to be kind of going that route. Mm-hmm. Sack, if there's something we can all agree on, Ben Affleck's version of Daredevil was hot garbage. It really was. But his- It would have been really funny to see him in Deadpool and Wolverine. It would have been very, very funny.

[00:38:01] Ben Affleck's Matt Murdock was fine, his Daredevil meh. Yeah. It's kind of like how we feel about most of the Spider-Men. Like most of them either played a good Peter Parker and a bad Spider-Man or played a good Spider-Man and a bad Peter Parker. Like Ben Affleck was a good Matt Murdock, but he was kind of a shitty Daredevil. Yeah. Yeah. And Bullseye was fucking terrible. I'm sorry. Colin Farrell was amazing, but he was a terrible Bullseye. Oh, he really was. Yeah. But they didn't give him much, so that's part of it. Yeah. He made up for it with Penguin, but let's- I should have put- He wasn't in the Penguin.

[00:38:31] I don't know why you guys keep saying this. I never saw him. No, he played one of the henchmen. No, he didn't. Yeah. He played one of the henchmen. No, he did not. Yeah. No. Okay. I'm going to move on. You guys are arguing about nothing. And of course, Switch 2 is coming out news because I just got a Switch 1 less than a month ago. God damn it. I told you that's why I wasn't buying a Switch 1. I know. You're waiting for me to buy one and then they're going to announce Switch 2.

[00:38:59] Well, somebody had to make a sacrifice. Nintendo sent a letter that as soon as you bought a Switch, they were going to introduce the two of them. Yeah, they put out a statement as soon as James DeVos buys a Switch 1. That's exactly what happened. So Nintendo has revealed Nintendo Switch 2, the successor to Nintendo Switch system, which is downstairs, which is going to start collecting dust, will be released in 2025.

[00:39:27] Nintendo offered a first look at the Nintendo Switch in a trailer that introduces fans to the new hardware and design. And it also offers a first look at the new Mario Kart game. Oh, so known. That is the first Mario Kart update in like three consoles. Yeah. Nintendo Switch 2 plays Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive games, as well as both physical and digital Nintendo Switch games.

[00:39:55] Certain Nintendo Switch games may not be supported or fully compatible with Nintendo Switch. Details will be shared on the Nintendo website. I think they also said that, what's that Jedi game you were playing? Survivor? Jedi Survivor? Yeah. That's coming to the Switch 2, yeah, as well. Oh, cool.

[00:40:16] Nintendo will also be holding Nintendo Switch 2 experience events where consumers can go hands-on with Nintendo Switch 2 in cities around the world. There you go, James. You can go and play the Nintendo Switch 2. I can go hold something that, you know, won't be mine. More details on Nintendo Switch 2 will be revealed at the Nintendo Direct event, which will air on Wednesday, April 2nd. Okay.

[00:40:45] That's about two months away. All right. Sorry, three months away. So the only thing that I've been seeing about this is there's a rumor, supposedly somebody got their hands on a motherboard. So not the actual console itself, but got like their hands on a motherboard. Like for a hundred percent. I got my hands on your motherboard, Trebek. I thought you said mother box and I was like, what now? Yeah. Yeah, there's a mother box. Yes, they are. They are using the power of. Yeah. Yeah. I do.

[00:41:16] They got a mother box and it's, it's going to be bringing parademons into this realm. Yeah. No. So. Not again. Somebody got a, somebody got their hands on one of the mother boards and they're saying that the chipset isn't much different from the Switch one. Okay. So they are like, people are starting to get worried that it's not that much of an upgrade from, from the last unit. I wouldn't be surprised, but you know. The, the thing that people were excited about that they did see in, in the reveal is that

[00:41:45] the joy cons are going to be magnetic rather than like, um. Sliding on. Sliding on. Like my piece of shit. Yeah. Oh, like the daredevil helmet. There. Exactly. Uh, and then they said that the screen is only like a half inch larger than the one that's on the, the Switch one. Now, is that like a half inch in real terms or in guy terms? Uh, probably in guy terms. Yeah. So then it's not going to be that big at all. Exactly. Hey, either way it makes a difference. Okay. No.

[00:42:14] So, well, I mean, not, not to who, who it matters to. Hey, Hey, it makes a difference. I'm going to get off and vomit now. I'm sorry. I'm not believing that. No, a half inch on a, on a screen is actually a fairly large upgrade just because it's diagonal. So half inch diagonal is going to be around. Yeah. No, I mean, because that does give you about an, uh, about an inch of space on, on a diagonal and vertical on, on, on the screen itself.

[00:42:44] I'm sorry, vertical and horizontal. Uh, it gives you about an inch of space cause it's giving you about a half inch on the screen itself. So the, um, like there, there's, there's that right there, but like, yeah, a lot of people are saying that, you know, it's, it's going to be a slightly larger screen with better Joy-Cons, but the hardware is not going to be that much different. Of course, we're not going to know until April. Can you say Joy-Cons like three more times? Joy-Con, Joy-Con, Joy-Con, Joy-Con, Joy-Con, Joy-Con, Joy-Con. Now I feel like I need Korean food.

[00:43:12] Kimchi, kimchi, kimchi, kimchi, kimchi, kimchi, kimchi, kimchi, kimchi, kimchi, kimchi. Kimchi! Korean street toast. All right. No, well, Kim is just seaweed. Yeah. It's just seaweed. All right. Oh yeah. Um, so I mean, I, again, I'm, I'm excited to see what it is and, and Sack Deadpool did also mention, uh, the, the rumored, um, the rumored price point is 500 bucks and that

[00:43:40] actually is a lot considering what it is. That's half an iPhone. Yeah, I know. That's, that's, that's, that's half an eye. And I was like, what the? Well, the, the problem with the $500 price point on the switch, uh, is that the hardware's always going to be significant, uh, significantly less under, more underpowered than say a PS5 or an Xbox series X, which is also $500. So it's just kind of like, okay, I'm going to pay $500 for a inferior console just because you can carry it around. Yeah.

[00:44:11] Um, now the other thing is Sony is also in a couple of months, uh, they're going to be doing a Sony direct and they're talking about, um, uh, announcing the PS six already. And it's like the PS five is barely out and you guys are already. Yeah. Wasn't that like a year ago? Yeah. If even it's, it's been like three years, but I mean, even then like three years is not enough for, to try and move on to the next console generation. Yeah. I'm so I'm not an Nintendo person. This really doesn't affect me that much. Yeah. You really aren't. Yeah.

[00:44:41] But I've been told by Sacramento Deadpool that just remember size doesn't matter. It's the motion of the ocean. What if you get seasick? I'm fully aware. It takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat. I love section. And pool. Point tonight. Uh, well that is it for, for regular news. Uh, guys, it's time to start some rumors. Oh yeah. Hold on. That's a candidate for the name of the episode. What? The motion of the ocean?

[00:45:10] No, I'm fully aware. It takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat. Yeah. There you go. There you go. That is a contender. I'm going to save that in my list of things. Um, I, I think, I think another one could be shouldn't, uh, should you doesn't care for the Goonies? No. I think that could be every episode. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say that's like everything. All right. Well, guys, it's time for rumors. You're all disappointed in you. Always. Always. Uh, mainly because I still haven't got my three penny opera.

[00:45:38] So, I mean, you know, I'm, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, you know, you don't, Hey, I gave you a dollar. I'm working on it. Give me a break. I'm working on it. Remember, it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat. It does, yeah. It should. Get it right. Shut the chud. All right. Let's, uh, let's jump into these rumors.

[00:46:11] Once again, we're banned in Belarus. Yeah. We're banned in Belarus. Yeah. We're banned in Belarus. What is Mando Weavering now? Sigourney Weaver has been an icon of science fiction for decades. So it was exciting to learn that she's heading to a galaxy far, far away in the movie, The Mandalorian and Grogu. The Lucasfilm has kept her role shrouded in mystery, but a recent report suggests we may finally know who she's playing.

[00:46:40] The rumor is that, uh, the rumor is claiming that Weaver is playing a New Republic colonel named Bishop. Ooh. Fans of James Cameron aliens might recognize the names and nod to Lance Hendrickson's android, or Art Fersen, from the film. There are possible spoilers ahead. So, Thomas, check up your headphones. All right, good. Weaver's character might not be a straight up hero. Reports suggest that she'll have a minor role, but there's a twist. Colonel Brescia could turn out to be a traitor. Traitor! Jon Favreau is directing the movie and it will be, uh, it will bring back Pedro Pascal as Jim Jarin.

[00:47:10] Meanwhile, the bear star Jeremy Allen White is confirmed for some reason to play Rod of the Hut. The Mandalorian and Grogu is set to hit theaters on May 22nd of 2026. So, Paco's on the table. Will Bishop checkmate Mandalorian and Grogu, or as it was misspelled, Grogu. Oh, sorry. Grogu. I still say it's a waste of Jeremy Allen White. Oh, it very much is. Especially, yeah. It's like if he's speaking Huttese the whole time, that's no. Yeah. Just no. Yeah, but, but Rhoda doesn't speak. I mean, he does, but he also speaks basic. I hate when Hutts.

[00:47:39] That's a different issue. I hate when Hutts speak galactic basic. It is so unnerving and jarring to see Hutts speak. What, like Zero? Zero is so annoying. I hate Zero the Hutt. Yeah, I can see that. I hate Zero the Hutt, not because, not just because he speaks galactic basic, but just because he's an annoying character to begin with. Mm-hmm. So on like a, so on like a ranking of the Hutts, he'd be in Zero.

[00:48:04] Zero is like the bottom tier of Hutts, cause that's, uh, Jabba's younger brother, right? Yeah. Okay, cool. Oh, yeah, that's great. Thanks. I got a prediction. I got a prediction. I think whoever Sigourney Weaver's gonna play, I think she's gonna end up being a traitor. That's our prediction, man. That's a pretty good prediction. That's a hot take. Yeah, that's pretty good, pretty good. Yeah. My tacos are on the document. I think she's gonna be good in this. Yeah. No, my tacos are also on the table.

[00:48:33] I think it makes sense to have her play a villain just because she is somebody who does villain really well. She plays Hero really well, but she plays villain. Yeah, and she's real subtle about it. Yeah. So she can play that subliminal villain. She can play that villain that is calculating and, um, and, and yeah, kind of, you know, knows what's happening before it's, it's gonna happen kind of thing. You know? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:49:03] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So you want the next one. All right. Let's go ahead and move on here. Cause I'm very excited for this. Uh, the ginger Jedi in live action. Yes, please. Woo. Woo. Woo. So excited for this. I'm it. Yeah. Good. Yeah.

[00:49:32] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So excited for this.

[00:50:04] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. what's happening with your hands the dorito taco shells you know that's the that with extra cheesy yeah universal symbol for tacos yeah um that's those are on the table all right uh just in honor of sac deadpool just because he made a mention to something

[00:50:32] in the chat right now get your special sock out nerds it's gonna get good um yeah i i very very much want this to happen i think if anyone's going to do it it'll be dave giloni uh i think now i have to think of a different joke you think well and i'll do my tacos my tacos are off the table i don't think they're gonna do they're gonna add him to the live action i think they're gonna find a way to continue the video game or do another line of

[00:51:01] video game and then bring characters from the new republic era into his world into the cal kestis you know jedi survivor fallen order type world but i don't think they're gonna bring him i think that's also how i feel about is i feel like cameron moynihan deserves to actually get to play this character live action oh yeah yeah um okay my uh chris chipperson saying he hasn't played

[00:51:27] the second game but he needs more bd1 in his life and bd1 has shown up in the show so we know that there is existence there well uh b droids have no it was bd1 she she she literally yeah she literally says bd1 who said oh um well all right what's her name and it was it was in um it was in mandalorian season two uh what's her name was uh amy what's her name yeah amy sedaris yeah amy sedaris's character

[00:51:50] yeah um yeah so my uh i don't know again i've played the games as can't think of any relevant references here um my uh tacos unknown by the empire but scattered across the galaxy will forever remain hidden but they are on tables i like it uh but yeah no amy sedaris a little too deep there yeah amy sedaris um she says come on bd1 and like he hops on her back and then you just kind of see that

[00:52:19] and it's like okay so we know bd1 is here does that mean cow is hiding out right does that mean cow is hiding out is cow dead and she now has bd1 or was she taking care of bd1 because cow had to go do something like i want to know where cal kestis was because when you do like a light mention of a character that's so intrinsically tied to cal kestis but we don't see cal kestis it's like i need to know more or at least you know like the ending of the third game shows like you know i hope like maybe he

[00:52:48] dies in the third game and bd1 you know goes off and that's how she ends he ends up with uh amy sedaris which i believe her name is pelly pelly that's what it is yeah yeah cool great all right well no i'm i'm very very into this this is one of my favorite little kind of more obscure corners of the star wars universe since nice to the old public and all of that yeah did uh did we get tacos from everybody james did you give your tacos yeah my they weren't on the table that's right yeah my

[00:53:16] dorito ronto wraps are not on the table you know because yeah because he can be wrong he could be wrong all right well let's go ahead and learn that he often is this is how liberty dies with thunderous applause again get it we're talking about star wars right i mean yeah um no i mean you know i mean no we're talking about star wars we're not gonna get into it let's stay there let's

[00:53:41] stay there we're talking about star wars yeah all right big galaxy it's a really big galaxy everybody it's far away the galaxy is not big enough we're gonna turn america into the next galactic empire okay a big new star wars rumor has surfaced and this one is about the possible return of natalie portman as padme amidala in ahsoka season two they're going big for ahsoka season two i know

[00:54:11] dave feloni series showrunner is reportedly making a strong push to bring the actors back into the galaxy far far away there's also rumors which we've talked about months ago with hayden christensen and ewan mcgregor coming into the show reprising their roles as anakin and obi-wan in ahsoka season two so bringing the prequel trilogy legacy characters into the spotlight once again is

[00:54:35] sure to get the fans lightsabers lit yeah yes so we'll get more of the oh go ahead i'm sorry tacos on the table will feloni get the band back together in season uh no i am glad that everyone's favorite star wars character is coming back um everyone should do i will strangle you yeah just objectively everyone's favorite star wars character um i just i want to say that i you

[00:55:01] know well it'll be the clone wars version obviously oh yeah yeah the the tv series one and i think that that's good because like she had a lot like padme and ahsoka actually did have a lot of connections they did in there so i think that that that'll be really neat so obviously it'll be flashbacks because she did like okay here's my i'm so i'm so excited for this it'll be great my hesitation is is this show

[00:55:26] just like all flashbacks no because the amount of rumors we've had of people from the clone wars but coming back for somewhat major parts is is like is this show all flashbacks that's the thing is everybody always assumes because okay they announced that natalie portman is coming back for ahsoka season two if they were if they do announce it you know and we were getting hayden christensen and we're getting um yeah just like ewan mcgregor and we're getting like all these different people it doesn't necessarily

[00:55:52] mean that the entire show you're gonna have those characters they could be coming back for literally one flashback yeah right yeah well and like they could also do some things with i mean obviously padme's dead so she might come back as a i mean she's not really she's not forced i mean it's gonna be a flashback yeah yeah well you know i i could see i i guess i could see it being another situation like in the first season where you kind of somewhat uh kind of staggered them a little bit and then it kind of told

[00:56:22] its own background story with her development and all that there's certainly more to go through there so here's something that we could do how about this what if she's abel off what what if what if abel takes on the form of padme that would be cool okay that would be kind of cool that would be interesting the other thing is and i know it's saying that reportedly she's coming back reprising her role as padme amidala but what if she doesn't come back as padme what if she comes back as one of

[00:56:49] the handmaidens she could be kind of cool it's one of those things where it could be anything like she like because abel off is mother she could embody had may's soul right and then can torment ahsoka and dead anakin and you know i mean you we don't know so that's it i'm excited if they do the abel off thing wicked cool and i'm there for it if she's in a flashback a la first

[00:57:19] season when we got little ariana greenblatt so cute as little ahsoka i love it i love it what about this thought right here uh jeff is saying what if the night witches reanimate her oh god yeah that would be fucking crazy there's so many ways they can go through it the only thing is again padme for as cool she was uh as as a just like a regular ass soldier she was not force sensitive no right

[00:57:46] being reanimated she would just be a fucking regular ass zombie yeah but it would be more for the emotional emotional manipulation yeah than anything i don't feel like she died from heartbreak come on man i don't feel like ahsoka has that much emotional attachment to padme though she has emotional attachment to anakin who has an emotional attachment to padme i could see it kind of yeah i could see it being a flashback where they're they're all together for some reason or another so

[00:58:12] that's probably what i think feloni has the cheat code to bring characters back that he wants to bring back so whether it's a flashback and we get hayden and ewan and and natalie somehow but keep in mind this is dave feloni's story so he could bring ahsoka to the world between worlds type thing which i think more likely is what's going to happen yeah we're going to see it again in some form where that's why

[00:58:38] i think because i think that is connected to what sorry it's connected to what balen is is trying to do too yeah yeah because it's all connected to the mysticism and mortis and all of that and that's definitely i i do and then also talk about this until this is no longer well i was gonna say yeah i do believe jen's uh whole thing that she said before where she didn't say it tonight but i mean like in in previous episodes she has mentioned that um that the mortiscots will show up and that we see

[00:59:07] yeah yeah definitely the mortiscots so i think it does play into that you know um and just kind of giving credit where credit's due uh because i think that jen is on to something with the idea of the mortiscots so yeah and you saying that actually just sparked something in me so let's i just want to say this real quick and then we can move on yeah what if it's a flashback to when ahsoka

[00:59:28] and anakin and obi-wan were on the like first met the mortis gods and then it that's the like that's a flashback that happens in the show we get that in live action and they talk about abeloth and then later we find out and the voice of abeloth could be padme's voice and then then we've got you know then you've got that emotional manipulation because the mortis gods would know that anakin is watching

[00:59:57] over ahsoka they would know stuff like that because they can feel all of that so i can see this being really cool like a cool thing that's what i want i want the mortis gods meeting in live action i no no i i get it um i will say one more thing and then my tacos and we'll be done with us because we can talk about this all night um i could very very much see abeloth being a part of paridia yeah okay i could see that being a kind of a different inter like you know still the same but it's more in

[01:00:24] paridia and things like that that's more of a mystical but but especially when you are so far away uh and in another galaxy i mean you know that kind of plays into the concept of parallel universes right so right exactly so you know i don't know we'll see uh point is my uh tacos that are on the table because of heartbreak are indeed on the table you're breaking my heart annie you're breaking my heart

[01:00:48] and also you um you know padme should have been a better character shut the fuck up anakin uh darth maul is infinitely a much more interesting character than than padme amidala i'm saying i'm saying she should have been a better character she should have been more interesting okay now okay that i'll give you that i'll give yeah that's the yeah i'm agreeing with you that that she is not a very interesting character but should have been yeah so but she's still one so all right she's just

[01:01:15] she's hot that's that's the only thing she's got on her and you know yeah and that your bracket your your characters your main character trait shouldn't be hot exactly right your main character and that you died of heartbreak right yeah anyway it's not how you write a strong character uh her daughter her daughter is a very well written character she's not as good yeah you know bechdel tests all that anyway continue exactly if you really want to get into it leah does not pass the bechdel test i'm sorry

[01:01:42] oh no i i understand this too but she's still better written she is a better written character but she does but but she does not pass the bechdel test again we are descending into a hole let's we are we are okay so we're gonna we're gonna move on here uh the mojo dojo casa house is gonna be in a galaxy far far away be excited for this guys because i am ryan goss the mojo dojo casa house far far away yeah it is uh the road the mojo dojo casa house on uh as visited on uh on mustafar

[01:02:12] it would be on mustafar um just toxic masculinity in one concentrated in one place yeah anyway just concentrate concentrated toxic masculinity is mustafar all right uh ryan goss could be joining the galaxy far far away as an act as the actor is in talks to headline director sean levy's star wars movie according to the hollywood reporter gossling is in negotiations for the lead role but details about

[01:02:38] the character would play uh who he would play are being kept under wraps story details are also unknown though it is noted that it's a standalone movie that is not part of the skywalker saga thank god uh if gossling officially signs on the expectation is his casting will help fast track levy's star wars movie uh it could be ready to begin production as early as this fall assuming everything stays on track so guys tacos on the table is ryan gossling kenneth to star in the star wars movie oh yeah

[01:03:07] yeah yeah no no definitely fray what are you what are your thoughts i don't want to be the fall guy here here we go but yes all the tacos all the tables i am pro ryan right i like say wong saying nice use of blade runner pick it is and that's like the closest thing let's get the cyberpunk inspiration

[01:03:30] and put it in star wars right oh yeah yeah yeah um fall guy is what tells me what reminds me that he is capable of being a high level action star right like oh god yes you know like again everybody likes to associate ryan gossling with uh with like rom-coms and and things like that but people forget and ken but i mean like people forget that he's also been in a lot of really good action movies oh yeah

[01:03:55] fucking driver really good right uh obviously we're talking about uh blade runner you know he was really good in blade runner 2077 uh the fall guy was an amazing amazing movie i'm sorry if you have not watched fall guy you have to watch that oh it was so good yes we loved it i i could not say nothing i could not say anything bad about that movie it it's got the right amount of comedy it's got all of the action it is nothing but a love letter to to stunt work to action acting yeah definitely and

[01:04:25] aaron taylor johnson is in it so much more than i thought he was yeah i had no idea how much and hannah waddingham oh my god girl so good call me well aaron taylor johnson's character oh me yeah i know oh my god she's so hot uh aaron taylor johnson's character is he plays such an annoying piece of shit and i love it yes he really does back to star wars anyway my uh my the only thing is i i kind

[01:04:52] don't want ryan gosselin to play a force sensitive character i don't want that i don't know if i even want him to headline anything no i'd be fine with him headlining a movie in star in the star wars universe but i want him to be like a scoundrel i want him to be exactly i would like him to see it's funny that's the second rule he's stealing from harrison ford but there you go right yeah exactly um so i'm going to say my uh hyper masculine very stereotypical tacos are are on the table um

[01:05:21] they're they're basically everything blue you can put on tacos are on there they're very insecure about it got a little furry a little bit a little bit a little bit of mole i'm into it let's see it i want to see him in the star wars universe and plus you know telling other stories different pockets of the star wars universe like how they're getting into more like uh of the pirates now nowadays like i'm into it tell me more about star wars than just you know it has to be about luke skywalker so

[01:05:48] i want him to be the original mandalore oh my god tar visla he could be tar visla yep yeah but then technically he'd still be a jedi yeah because tar visla was yeah but he would be a jedi and that's totally different that is kind of cool but i mean like i don't know there's something about ryan gosling with a laser sword that i in in my mind i don't like yeah you know but him with the blaster seems right up the alley like that seems like he pulled off a dance sequence in barbie

[01:06:17] he can do anything yeah but i think that's not what i'm saying what i'm saying is that me picturing in my mind i don't like the idea of ryan gosling with the lightsaber but him with the blaster and being a fucking badass i'm all for that yeah i mean i could see that too i'm not saying that but i would just love to see i want him to be a mandalorian though so i mean he could be a mandalorian i could very much see him being a mandalorian but or how about this he could be what's your name sabine wren's

[01:06:43] brother did we did we see him in rebels yeah it's like we saw sabine wren's family in rebels and she had a brother he did have a brother is he still alive hit the mother and the and her brother i think um um survived her dad didn't but i think uh tristan wren his name was tristan wren i'm into it i want to see right now you know what you know what i could see that i could see that

[01:07:08] or just like somebody brand new that you know and i i would i would love him to be because tristan was a villain so i would love him to be a villain say wong is saying they died he can play guado um sack deadpool it's it is very very very evident that he does not like ryan gosling yes yes anyway moving on we we do have many many other stories we do have many other stories

[01:07:35] yeah so let's let's go ahead and move on oh yeah i forgot about that yeah they did okay never mind yeah anyway so you just thought we escaped the multiverse that was relevant for what was before that before all right then the next two avengers films have gone through a few different iterations over the last couple of years and according to scooper daniel reichman uh from comic book uh

[01:07:57] is that comic book magazine magazine okay uh the russo's cbm the russo's completely scrapped walgen's script and the story for avengers doomsday oh that's a little scary to hear everything is being rewritten from scratch and that explains recent whispers about a small delay in getting the screenplay finished in time for when shooting starts this spring so it looks like they're still they still have the same shooting schedule but they don't have the script for it so it's a little

[01:08:24] scary to hear um this not only means that doom hasn't simply replaced king in the story but it should please those who have been unhappy with walden's previous mcu work there's an entire section of the french fan base unhappy with him uh vilifying the scarlet witch for example me that's me i don't have a problem with that because she's a villain in the comics well she's ambiguous but i mean at the same time she plays a villain in the comics i don't even know if she was entirely villainized and

[01:08:50] multiverse of mad right they know that there's a lot of sympathy for what she did and this is what i'm saying she did nothing wrong reichman also says in his recent report that charlie cox will have a minor role as daredevil and avengers doomsday the man without fear has never been in has never been one for team-ups so this isn't a total shocker it's cool that he will make an appearance though which isn't isn't entirely true he has been a part of a couple of different teams

[01:09:17] we'll get into that another day avengers doomsday he's been a part of defenders he's technically been a part of um of of the avengers too so i mean like yeah there's there's he he is somebody who likes to go and be on his own but he does do a lot of team-ups so uh i i don't know if i can agree with the man without fear has never been one for team-ups i think that charlie cox iteration is what they're talking about though uh maybe maybe that like i was gonna say he literally had a uh had a team up

[01:09:44] with deadpool and blade so i don't i don't and like in the comic books so i i i don't know where that one's coming from uh i mean but everybody teams up with blade and deadpool yeah avengers doomsday is set to be released in may 2026 with avengers secret war scheduled to arrive in may 2027 uh so tacos on the table will daredevil and she-hulk reunite in doomsday and get it on again oh yeah give me a little

[01:10:07] yellow and green action um so no that was that has nothing to do with what came before it previously it was the multiverse of madness thing yeah you thought we escaped the multiverse but we pulled you back in gotcha yeah i'm sorry you're not there with me that's okay yeah uh i'm yeah i'm going to say my uh golden red and bloody tacos are on the table oh blood everywhere that that's disgusting

[01:10:36] that means you're eating your meat rare so we don't that's the only way to it's the paleo diet are we are they going to explain why he has so many different colors of uniforms do you wear the same clothes every day james i'm just saying he's the only one picking out these outfits you're not blind you can out taste captain america's had like 17 costumes yeah but he is that james said he is blind so that is true he doesn't know which color he's got he's got other

[01:11:06] people he's got other people who can some people can smell colors y'all like who picks out gold a guy who can't see his dad had golden red um his uh his trunk boxers yeah right oh no uh from she-hulk who's the guy who is the the costume guy oh my god oh i don't even remember his name but i love him yeah yeah him that's the thing out of his outfits yeah he's got a super tailor he does well no

[01:11:35] yeah he's got he's got the literally that was literally in she-hulk yeah yeah that's what i'm saying yeah that was that was the g-hulk yeah just saying the fashion designer from she-hulk yeah exactly i just wanted to explain which is actually again is an actual character from the comics just for everybody who wants to sit there and complain about why did they do that they made a superhero taylor like that is a character from the comics yeah everything from she-hulk is in the comic

[01:12:00] and it was a great show y'all don't know she-hulk gets weird um she's great yeah she gets weird uh i my tacos are on the table i always want more charlie cox yeah in my life you always want more she wants more cox i get it yep jona i i i get it he's like can you stop making cox jokes around my mom come on um she's all the cox jokes and the vajay jays you know yeah anyway speaking of the multiverse

[01:12:30] saga he's like god can we move on the mcu is embracing the strange uh we're embracing the strange with all the jokes we were making tonight we embraced the strange 207 episodes ago uh marvel has shifted a lot of things in recent years after some of its characters were left hanging

[01:12:53] in the multiverse saga but we've got some updates to share the rumor is dr strange 3 and shang chi 2 are not slated to start filming until 2026 y'all director dustin daniel cutton who homes shang chi and the legend of the ten rings is reportedly still tied to the sequel however his busy schedule may delay things further as he is set to direct spider-man for next that's okay sony just needs to give spider-man

[01:13:23] back to the mcu anyway meanwhile dr strange in the multiverse of madness follow-up is expected to bring back sam ramey as director though details remain under wraps uh marvel studios is also reportedly moving forward with the long discussed strange academy series the show is said to feature benedict wong reprising his role as sorcerer supreme wong wouldn't it be funny if benedict wong's character wong

[01:13:52] his first name really was benedict that would be amazing mentoring a new generation of sorcerers this seems like a natural progression after like um in dr strange multiverse of madness like that whole karmatage sequence with wanda saying this is me being raising the ball and uh they took like that big hit from her yeah um so no official word on if you know benji cumberpatch uh involvement in the series

[01:14:20] on his uh and fans won't have to wait long to see him back in action in a recent interview the actor confirmed he'll be filming avengers doomsday this year so taco's on the table how do you feel about all those stranger things coming to the mcu i'm in no no i yeah what about madison i i have always loved the more arcane side of the universe and so it's um yeah great i do believe that she shows up oh

[01:14:49] definitely yeah uh has to she's she's a fan favorite and i think that whatever relationship happened between her and wong is something that people want to see so oh didn't they mention her in another show yeah they did it's funny um it was recently was it was in what if didn't they mention something about madison and what if i think i think it was i think it was that yeah but yeah i mean that's a good way to bring um what's her name and by the way go to bed bruce go to bed bruce or i want to see the

[01:15:16] butt in the bed and the head on the pillow unless that pool go to bed bruce i know where you live that's good unless you need a snacky maybe a snacky would be good you know what i mean maybe mom can fix you up something maybe a quesadilla real quick that'd be good you you you want you case dilla it's a dilla okay back to this yeah i like it i like this idea of of

[01:15:41] doing like a next generation type you know and they really haven't explored a ton of what the whole doctor strange you know karma taj thing i think that's a good avenue to go after yeah what was her name america chavez chavez bring her back well they could do that and then that could be the way to have um amon balani's uh miss marvel come and recruit her for young avengers yeah because they're

[01:16:09] saying that she's going to be a part of young avengers but she hasn't done the recruiting for it yet so you mean right yeah yeah for america chavez yeah yeah so that that could be a good way to to to do that will we so check is saying will we see ned at wong's school for gifted magic users that's great that would be amazing that's great sander buddy says pray i think you earned anti points

[01:16:31] um my slightly sentient uh flowing tacos i can just go off on their own and you know do whatever they want to are on the table my sling ring opening portals to other places tacos well they were on the table but they have now gone to another place they're they're now in the mcu uh they are now for some reason just on dormammu's face right right dormammu i have come to bar i mean

[01:17:00] uh eat taco i come with taco bell dormammu i'm sorry i i came to grab those tacos back i didn't mean to sling ring them to your face right and they're not in his mouth the last night on his face uh my tacos are on the table 100 on this i think we do need something that shows more of that mystic side with wong being a teacher and showing why he is the sorcerer supreme i think this also could

[01:17:24] set up him being the mentor for the young avengers too yeah yeah um and yeah i mean like i'm we've been waiting for shangji 2 uh and dr strange 3 we needed an update on that as well because it's nice to hear sam ramie is still attached to it that we are going to get a continuation of that story so yeah yeah i think it's gonna be good and i i do think that having them after the multiverse side because there's so much they have to clean up now right that i think just having that and

[01:17:51] then bringing it on after that i think actually would help right all right yeah all right i like it a little more all right so let's go ahead and do yeah let's move on to this next story battle star galactica meets star trek meets star wars with a hint of starship group who is all set within the mcu get your special sock out oh i'm i'm 100 here for this get your special sock out nerds this gonna get good the long-rated arrival of nova in the marvel cinematic universe is upon us

[01:18:18] a nova tv series and works at marvel television with some new intel feds light on what the show might look like the rumor teases a unique tone and an iconic marvel villa according to the scoop marvel reached out to the writers asked them to pitch for nova with annihilus as the main villain in mind they also requested the story to feel young and sexy capturing the energy of 80s military movies one pitch was essentially starship troopers with richard rider in casper's arc as a sort of

[01:18:44] cocky jerk who falls in love with namarita joins the nova cores and gets assigned to a backwater outer rim like planet that becomes the first phase of the annihilus way kevin feige previously confirmed that the series would focus on the richard rider version of nova was first introduced in the man called nova uh number one in 1976 by writer marv wolfman and artist john buchema marvel is so sweet i love hands oh go ahead so talk is on the table are you doing your part to get excited for a nova series

[01:19:10] i'm doing my part young phil chimes in i ain't done shit i ain't done shit um no so i asked you would you like no more would you like to know more i'm doing my part i'm doing my part are you i ain't did shit i love that meme that's great uh so yeah i like lee sacramento deathpool's playing nova oh i think he's building a costume i think he i remember him showing me that

[01:19:37] wait who is it's uh what's his name it's blue beetle guy who plays who played blue bit blue beetle yeah he's playing nova is he playing richard yeah he got cast yes we talked about this last year like six months ago okay so this is what i was looking up right now because i was like i i thought i remember the last thing i remember is they were doing sam alexander and that's why i was like wait when did feige confirm that we were doing

[01:20:04] richard rider he's gonna be in it as a mentor to sam alexander okay because i because i thought the focus was sam alexander and they're talking about like oh yeah richard rider and we're gonna do like an 80s uh thing and i'm like i'm all for that i love it like if they would to do like starship troopers and richard riders casper van dene's character right like that'd be fucking amazing yeah yeah yeah yeah but like like if they do if they do it like a non-linear story where it's like you have two parallel stories you're doing richard rider and sam alexander at the same time and they're

[01:20:33] separate arcs i'm all for that i i like the idea of that and then in the end you have that culmination of richard rider uh yeah like like meeting sam alexander right but at the same time like so is is holo playing uh sam that was the rumor but i don't know if it ever got confirmed in that i don't remember hearing anything after that and then we got this and so now i'm like what's up motherfuckers but cool it just is cast in a role rumor to be cast on a role in nova so yeah it doesn't specify

[01:21:03] which i guess oh yeah it may be one of those things where he doesn't start out as nova so the first season is richard rider and then we get all invested in him and then they do something and then sam comes becomes a bigger deal yeah so the rumor is that he so he has been cast and tanner gilman have been cast but they haven't said what roles they're playing okay cool who knows that all right well no no i'm i'm

[01:21:28] very in i don't know that much about nova but he sounds cool think he's op yeah he is think the green lantern but like he doesn't do uh like he doesn't uh he doesn't do the whole construct thing that the green lanterns do they're basically like the nova core are you know intergalactic police like they're yeah they're like space cops and he's like the ultimate space cop out of all of them nova core was in guardians of the galaxy yes yes but i don't i we didn't yeah i don't remember that so

[01:21:57] they had the cool spaceships and they had no no no i i i remember i remember them in in guardians so so so the planet was destroyed and that's the that's the thing is that supposedly or like allegedly the nova cores was destroyed along with them because they were based on on that planet but the thing is is that doesn't mean that richard rider wasn't out in the galaxy you know on patrol when it happened and now he's the last of the nova core and that's how you can do that story like rather than it being

[01:22:24] yeah rather than it being richard rider is the best of the nova core the way they write the story is richard rider is the last of the nova core yeah okay whether you like it or not right okay i mean i like that better than having a bunch of space cops you know with huge amounts of a huge power set wandering around yeah yeah my cool then my uh multi-colored tacos representing all the emotional spectrum on the table right um i'm looking at the chat again uh sac deadpool said what did i just say

[01:22:53] and i'm looking up over there and he's oh about the yeah he compared oh yeah he compared the the nova core to the green lanterns yeah he literally said i'm excited to see how they treat mcu's greenland yeah i didn't even see that yeah so so again richard rider uh this this would be my last point before we move on to this last piece uh richard rider um he he is a very op character and it's because and i think they're going with this theme more than anything when you have a human that is

[01:23:20] embedded with kree augmentations they tend to be stupid powerful like oh yeah that's exactly where i'm going with that is that captain marvel is super op right uh nova essentially his backstory is the same so he has a bunch of kree augmentations that make him like stupid strong and there were rumors that uh they're gonna tie in where captain marvel was during endgame

[01:23:45] because a lot of people are saying like okay well why was she you know gone and how come she was missing for like the half of the movie and there's been rumors where they're saying that um she was off in another part of the galaxy with nova fighting uh an intergalactic war yeah okay right and you have someone like nova and captain marvel who are two of the nova would be a character that would be like on

[01:24:11] par with captain marvel i would say in order to keep it in line with the comics like you make him strong but don't make him as strong as as captain marvel like captain marvel could probably beat him in a fight but he is like the same level of op as captain marvel right i got you right okay cool you know the only at that point the only people we really have to worry about are uh sentinel who we're getting in um in thunderbolts thunderbolts right uh and then eventually when they introduce gladiator um because i mean

[01:24:40] we're getting the the mutants which means eventually you mean sentry right a century sorry i said sentinel uh sentry um but gladiator who will eventually get one when they start bringing in the she uh the sheir yeah that and i think that's next so i think yeah i think gladiator because the the superman characters in marvel like the superman equivalent characters are going to be sentry captain marvel nova um gladiator

[01:25:04] and uh squirrel girl squirrel girl is actually up there sadly enough uh no uh guardians three what's his name um um adam uh adam warlock adam warlock those are the characters that are like equivalent to superman in in the marvel universe cool so all right let's uh let's move on uh we're going to be doing a slightly new segment within a segment ladies and gentlemen yeah it's a margaret's good doll of segment yeah it is a it's it's it's uh segment it's segment segment segment segment

[01:25:34] inception there we go ladies and gentlemen section section that's right ladies and gentlemen please welcome we're we're we're welcoming you into casting corral we don't have like a little pete medhurst died oh no i know you guys don't know that oh yeah that's young yeah he was not i mean i'm immortal so everything's young to me but that's you know 55 is young that is not it is yeah um uh yeah

[01:26:02] okay anyway uh so so we don't have like a like a country twang for for casting crow no uh so i was trying to make something and it never ended up materializing the way i wanted it to all right i was trying to make a picture i was trying to make a picture of a uh of cats in a corral inside of a hollywood dressing room oh yeah so uh so casting crown

[01:26:29] okay that has nothing to do with where that came from all right all right hey it's mcu casting corral time get along there little characters we have so many casting rumors for the mcu that we are getting on our venom horses and lassoing some rumored actors and the characters they may be playing

[01:26:51] yeehaw let's go partner oh jesus time to get your special socks out nerds yeah i leaned into this all right first up inside scooper my time to shine hello has been busy in that casting corral here's what he's got for us maybe the third movie for black panther should be titled black panther the recast that's right we're talking about who will play the title role three names have emerged john david

[01:27:19] washington okay kelvin harrison jr and aaron pierre but wait there's more the current rumor for black panther's return is the avengers movies then black panther 3 all good choices but isn't aaron playing john stewart in lanterns oh yeah that's right yeah uh john david washington has been on the short

[01:27:44] list for from fans for a while to replace black panther um which if he does end up getting cast have there been any movies with him and his dad together yes uh they were in um they just did a movie that his brother directed okay uh and and it was a play that they all did okay uh and then and they did it but it was like a small movie but it just came out last year so so that's the only thing they've they've done i think they've done uh stage together but i don't think they've ever done like

[01:28:13] a movie movie together like other than that one that would be interesting a major superhero movie where john david washington is the title character and his dad is playing a supporting character in it so that'd be i have said this i said if chadwick boseman had not gotten black panther i wanted john david david washington to be him yeah i i like the idea of john david washington uh i think he is a

[01:28:35] tremendous actor the guy is i i i i feel like he is on the road to eventually outshining his dad yeah yeah he's just a phenomenal actor i just think that he's gonna he's gonna do amazing things so if he gets to play uh black panther uh t'challa or um he plays the son of t'challa however they do it i think i would

[01:29:01] i would assume they're probably going with uh le sante or whatever his name well so because of the multiverse yeah he could be a t'challa from another he could he could be a variant t'challa yeah and then he just stays in whatever universe comes out of this yeah and that's what you feel like you have to be careful about about that too though but the thing is that that's what secret wars did did in the comics

[01:29:24] is it ended up uh taking multiple universes and putting it all together so you had all your characters in one universe so it makes sense to do that because then you can recast any character you want going forward yeah absolutely you know so the next one from my time to my time yes yes hello because we have like four i was gonna say before you move on there aaron pierre i said this in the

[01:29:48] chat earlier aaron pierre is my new heartthrob right now yeah oh yeah dude is so obscenely handsome it's ridiculous and his eyes are fucking there's something about we had to pull out your glasses are getting my eyes are steaming right now uh yeah there is something about about gray eyes that are extremely attractive and he has gray eyes okay and this is coming from a cis straight man okay

[01:30:18] okay all right this is not we're getting weird now and we're gonna bring it back i'm just saying i'm just saying both of those guys are both great actors they could both play uh and kelvin harrison uh everything he's been in has been good so i mean yeah we can go either way with the three of them uh either playing tucson or playing uh uh a recast t'challa yeah um the only thing is is seeing how they pull off that africans accent yeah that's true well and they've got something to work on because of

[01:30:47] how chadwick boseman did it right very you know and i think you know anyway that i think i think it's the all good choices whoever wins we're gonna be the real winners exactly uh so this one's in its infancy infancy life baby t-mec uh bill stars scars guard is rumored to be up for a non-eternals role in the mcu but no further information is available maybe he's keeping his vampire street going and will

[01:31:15] play dracula opposite mershala ali where's my money i want the ten dollars where's my money man uh okay i like this too night and yeah that was moon night yeah that's what i was going uh bill scars guard has played multiple characters in like multiple characters in a single franchise before if you look at like where he is in the um what's the universe that it is in um oh the the um king verse

[01:31:43] the yeah he's played multiple characters in stephen king's universe because obviously he's played uh um it he's played uh um pennywise but he's also played characters in um was it newcastle or the tv show that also lives in that universe oh the the um i know what you're talking about the is he gonna do the dairy the i think he's gonna welcome welcome welcome to dairy yeah yeah oh and

[01:32:10] they're saying yeah um bill scars guard also wants to play the joker um we are not talking about the joker right now jen i know how much you hate that but again i think he would kill that just because i think he would kill it in taking a different take the same way that um again i'm forgetting everybody's names right now um joaquin peter no not joaquin phoenix fuck joaquin phoenix uh uh jared leto jared leto and in doing a different take on the character the way that jared leto did

[01:32:35] the next one was gonna be caesar ramero all right uh anybody have any comments before we jump to the next room move on all right let's go the joke that keeps on giving may be true after all hugh jackman is coming back to play wolverine for the doomsday secret wars event in the mcu but now the rumor is he doesn't want to stop there he wants to play logan for the next 10 years at least i guess he really is gonna play wolverine till he's 90. i think he will as long as he keeps fucking i mean he was

[01:33:04] in the best shape of his fucking life in deadpool wolverine oh yeah he was in better shape in that movie than he was in uh x-men x2 and he was pretty ripped in x2 yeah yeah well i mean he was getting fit for his uh best friend boyfriend so yeah but i you know i think it's great i think it's gonna be awesome there is another rumor later on that i that we're gonna talk about like another casting thing

[01:33:29] and um and i might have there there's also a reference to that so just just be just be ready for that all right all right so if that's 10 years let's say two movie two years to make a movie so that's like five five movies but they won't do five movies he might be in like two maybe yeah so anyway i think it's cool like you know he's just he's made such a meal out of being wolverine it's

[01:33:55] almost to the point where we can't see anybody else but him i mean yeah it was fun to see all the different ones in the in deadpool wolverine but you know i just can't like right now i can't see anybody and if he's willing to do it let's let him do it i mean i don't know the character's like 500 years old so we need short king wolverine i need short king for sure oh yeah uh so okay last one from my time to shine hello and we getting some pepper in the mix of

[01:34:25] doomsday that's right gwyneth paltrow is rumored to return for avengers doomsday is it gonna be a big role or a cameo we don't know but she is the og corporate badass that helped launch the mcu uh i'm i'm not against it i like the character but i mean she has stated multiple times that she doesn't want to return to marvel but yeah it would be nice no no of course uh what i'm saying it would be nice to see her character return yeah oh yeah i know of course she will return but we'll

[01:34:52] have turned stark industries into a new age uh like candle making yeah candle making and health making yeah uh the company will be called poop soup soup it'll be called salt and pepper it'll be called poop uh anyway okay so it's funny uh sack day pool made a joke very similar let's hope it's a cameo she can stay to selling her goop goop i thought you were saying poop i was saying he did say poop

[01:35:19] all right moving on to trust to industry insider jeff schneider uh he's been lassoing those mutant rumors of the mcu the rumor go ahead what no i said yeah oh yeah okay uh this rumor has that phoenix factor stranger things star sadie sink is being eyed to play jean gray maybe her role in the number one series was her audition uh they are casting them younger these days i hope they scrap the

[01:35:46] romance between her and logan though yeah that would be if in fact it was jackman that would be a little much but i think that would be less of a romance and more of a grooming situation but you know uh looking at her i i could see it i could see it she she has a she has a dream great about her yeah she does um yeah can't be any worse than sansa stark yeah yeah okay i i didn't hate her as jean gray i the right you have a lot to work with that was kind of the writing in the movies was already

[01:36:15] bad so yeah i blame curtis yeah yeah it's uh all curtis no i'm under i mean also i feel like i feel like jean gray should be you know at least a little hot and i get it to to be fair james uh i think curtis blames himself too so i mean yep we all blame curtis all right this last casting corral lasso that we've got going on here uh the last one it has wicked energy cynthia eviro

[01:36:41] arrival arrival arrival i knew i said it wrong that's why i stopped i was like that is not what i said what it says is not what i said has expressed interest in playing the weather goddess storm and the rumor is marvel has also expressed an interest there is another unknown name marvel is considering so we so maybe we will see if storm can really defy gravity i know there was a for the

[01:37:05] for the under name i know there was talk of uh what's her name from i don't i don't know the actress uh from bad monkey the uh the priestess oh um of her playing her last name's turner jody turner smith jr foster turner maybe or turner foster or something yeah no i know who you're talking about and it's kind of between the two of them for the record that's my vote uh second

[01:37:30] well i could very much see arrival uh cynthia river playing her she looks the part the only problem with cynthia arrival is she's our age and if you're trying if you're trying to portray if you're trying to portray a younger x-men you know like you don't want to have storm be in her 30s while everybody else is in you know which is why i'm voting uh for jody foster turner i think yeah jody turner smith is

[01:37:56] the actor now also to be fair if we are uh recasting t'challa uh and t'challa is in his late 20s to early 30s which is like the majority of the actors that they have that are looking at right now yeah uh then that would also make sense yeah okay so here's the thing what if they're because logan's going to be older what if they have an older set that is the international crowd like storm and logan

[01:38:21] or and wolverine and colossus and um as long as colossus is the version from from deadpool i'm on i'm right and uh night night crawler and they're older so they're like the teachers at the school right and like the older team the mentors then you can have like the gene gray and the colossus yeah or i'm not colossus cyclops could be a situation like uh kind of like they're doing with three

[01:38:48] where the x-men are kind of in their own universe and then that's like the older x-men and so somehow there's something where they they meet in some way and so we have a younger set and then the older set that includes like hugh jackman and if they do this right uh do not cast the first class as younger actors if you are going to cast the first class they should be a little bit older and when i say

[01:39:14] older i mean like in our age range uh or i guess in our in my age range in their uh early to mid 30s yeah right and then have the new class so your um your um not really ice band um jubilee and you know kind of like the the the newer like the second generation or the whatever right like all the students that that kind of get peppered in you know your magic and characters like that uh have them be in

[01:39:41] their early 20s but then cast cyclops wolverine gene gray beast storm ice man uh cast them a little bit older right because yeah we can kind of go with how it began in that way with the first class where they were older and you had the younger people kind of right right yeah coming in or you do where you have everybody cast you know the older or older characters and then you can do like a i know marvel

[01:40:06] is really into doing non-linear stories now so you cast younger to play them as first class characters so you can do beast before he gets the blue fur and before he experiments on himself and becomes what he is he's just a big you know a big dude alan rickson alan rickson would be fun as like beast before he gets uh before he gets the blue fur yeah yeah yeah that would be fun yeah well that was a lot

[01:40:30] of work but i think we got all those casting rumors corralled for now until next on the table which ones are you swiping right on right uh sack sack deadpool is saying um if we're gonna do older x-men mentors bring kelsey grammar back as beast which they did he's unemployed now yeah i know yeah kelsey kelsey grammar did play beast in the marvels so i mean like uh spoiler alert and you know yeah spoiler alert for anybody who didn't see the post-credit scene in the marvels kelsey grammar shows up as

[01:40:58] beast out in the theater it was it was great yeah he did he didn't scream as loud as i did with the whole charlie cox i did not but i know i i did very firmly grab your arm though so he did it hurt i did i didn't realize i was that excited about the x-men but i was apparently yeah so i mean these are all fun casting rumors i i'm i'm yeah uh i i would not be mad if any or all of these came true right so right for the majority of it i'm i'm i'm not upset but also i i i do think uh generally we do need to

[01:41:26] give hugh jackman just a little bit of a break uh no before he breaks a hip exactly let's just not before he breaks a hip it's made of adamantium did did you see how ripped that guy was in deadpool versus wolverine and they did it in slow yeah they did in slow-mo because everybody knows how ripped he is right they were like oh we're slow-mo in this mofo exactly all right thanks guys thanks

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[01:42:51] one is my favorite the fun there you go see i really do it's it's soft um you can wear it whenever it's it's soft because you have james on your chest and it's like you know it's like a cat he's a little soft boy james like what what's happening why am i the soft boy and you know when i wear y'all get nuzzled in there yeah you get all warm and toasty i'm uncomfortable with this now

[01:43:22] uh i think the goal of the show is just to make she do as uncomfortable as possible you guys need to do a council of wades sticker oh all your different versions we're actually working on one well that's awesome because i'm gonna take credit for it since i said it oh man uh we got to find that symbol from um from rick and morty the council of ricks and like just

[01:43:47] copy it make a council of wades yeah yeah that would be great uh well ladies and gentlemen let's talk about the schedule here so uh tuesdays the download the show you're watching right now from 6 30 to 8 30 we're actually almost on time here uh we do this little show called the download we talk news rumors everything everything that you are watching right here uh of course on thursdays and fridays we do

[01:44:11] the build uh thursdays it's from 6 to 8 p.m pacific standard time on fridays it is from 6 to 7 uh and we do all the fun stuff uh we do all the brackets and interview all the fun people um now it's not confirmed but we may be having a very very very special guest on friday uh more information coming soon because we're still trying to lock it down uh but we're in talks with uh with with somebody

[01:44:36] who is pretty big so uh yeah so we will we will we will give you guys more information as that comes uh now i have been doing game streams again uh just because i've it's it's slower season i've been off on mondays so uh as of yesterday i did do another four hour game stream on twitch uh played a little bit of uh indiana jones in the great circle which is an amazing game so far uh very indiana jones

[01:45:02] a lot of stealth you don't really use your gun uh but you can like pistol whip people when that's funny uh use your whip a lot it's great there's a lot of like disguises and and like problem solving and puzzles and stuff like that it's fine um like it's it's funny because like you know the formula with indiana jones is always like nazis you got to fight nazis you're fighting italian fascists because you're infiltrating the vatican it's great you know nazi adjacent no what's funny is you know you're

[01:45:27] you're fighting against uh these these italian fascists right the black shirts and everything and the scene that i got to uh yesterday like right before i got off that game um um the nazis show up out of nowhere because they're like they do right because they're meeting with mussolini at the vatican it's so funny because i'm just like and of course like find a way to right now uh i will say that of course right now is a perfect time to fight god it's it's funny

[01:45:56] because like i'm sitting there going like uh indiana jones there's there's it's not indiana jones if you're not pulling nazis into it so it's like you know um so you are fighting nazis at some point and it's great uh and they're playing right now if for some reason you want to fight nazis exactly if you want to punch a nazi in the face that is the perfect time to do it couldn't couldn't possibly uh understand why you might want to do that right now uh the second the second game i started playing

[01:46:19] uh i started playing uh the story mode for black ops 6 uh which again is really really really well done um i i can understand why it took him six years to make this game yeah right yeah i know call of duty games come out every year but there's three different studios that make call of duty games it took treyark six years to make this game eek yeah uh still a little bit buggy it's like it shouldn't be this buggy for a game that took six six years to make but the story is really well done right it's

[01:46:47] uh takes place during desert storm uh and there's like a lot of like background stuff i ran into uh at the time governor clinton in the game and they have it's 1991 governor clinton at a at a um at a uh campaign rally uh and basically you're the idea is you're trying to uh you're trying to get into a cia black ops um uh like like black site uh like darpa yeah something like that and there's a senator who has

[01:47:17] access to it so the whole point of the mission is you're trying to you have like this camera and you're trying to get a picture of his eye so then that way you can use it for a retinal scanner oh right um but like uh when you first walk into the the place the senator is talking to bill clinton and you have a digital bill clinton on the screen talking to him and it's like at a campaign rally so he's on stage and i'm like this is fucking amazing fucking bill clinton in computer hey hey phil did you know that the

[01:47:44] de long fam cosplay channel i was going live tomorrow at six so uh de long family cosplay uh i was gonna bring that up next long family cosplay uh tomorrow night at 6 p.m pacific standard time uh they're gonna be doing um cosplay builds and cosplay repairs and things like that getting ready for uh their next appearances and uh doing costume builds and things like that uh they will be running

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[01:48:36] yeah so he's uh he's building stuff i don't know if you open the chat right here if he's saying what he's working on right now he's just saying that they'll be on tomorrow yeah i love that he said we'll be on tomorrow at 6 p.m on the only times on that matters there you go oh he's doing evenly split yeah he's doing sam's pumpkin so uh if you guys are into uh trick or treat oh that's cool awesome

[01:48:59] so fun stuff right there uh got sack deadpool those nazis they'll sneak up on you like a prison penis oh my goodness so bad uh all right well ladies and gentlemen that's it for our schedule plugables let's get to plugable these plugs and not the kind of plugs that we're talking about with the nazis nope no no no no no not good not the prison penises move on and move on for the prison penai

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[01:54:52] fuck happened there why you got a white ball on your lip yeah like hey what hey but they have a film that oh this is going in the show notes all right well ladies and gentlemen it's nerding at gmail or aol.com i fucked that up at aol.com uh and we will read it live on air uh you know what i realize is uh we were so caught up in this joke that i didn't make up something that we're being spat out in front of so no that's okay all good well i can think about uh i mean yeah you know

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