Ravioli Ravioli, give me the Dungeon crawler Carl | Chapter 269
Distance NERDingApril 08, 2026
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Ravioli Ravioli, give me the Dungeon crawler Carl | Chapter 269

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🧠 Episode Summary


This week, the crew dives headfirst into nerd chaos like it’s a loot dungeon with no exit. We break down major Marvel updates, debate who Anne Hathaway could play in the MCU (Emma Frost? Mystique? chaos incarnate?), and spiral into multiverse madness with Spider-Man theories that may or may not end in emotional damage.


We also talk X-Men ‘97 Season 2, zombie superheroes snacking like it’s a buffet, and a Mario movie that critics side-eye while fans throw gold coins at the screen. Oh, and yes… a judgmental cat exists and we have thoughts.


Expect hot takes, wild theories, and at least one moment where parenting skills are publicly questioned. 🍝



⏱️ Timestamps & Topics

00:00 – Chaos intro + audio gremlins attack

03:14X-Men ‘97 Season 2 breakdown (Polaris hype!)

11:09 – Anne Hathaway enters MCU rumor mill

18:26Daredevil: Born Again Defenders reunion tease

20:22Marvel Zombies Season 2 insanity

24:05 – Spider-Man multiverse theories (Miles?? 👀)

31:30 – Movie news: Tom Hanks, Weapons, box office wins

35:01 – Mario movie chaos vs critics

39:38Legend of the White Dragon tribute release

41:13Gremlins 3 and Jenna Ortega casting



🧩 Key Takeaways

• The MCU rumor mill is basically a slot machine right now 🎰

X-Men ‘97 Season 2 could mash multiple iconic storylines together

• Spider-Man multiverse may expand way beyond Tobey + Andrew

• Fans > critics when it comes to video game movies

• Marvel Zombies is about to get WEIRD (in the best way)

• Parenting may interfere with nerd homework (watch your shows, people)



💬 Best Quotes

• “Shut up and take my money.”

• “We heard you messed everything up.”

• “He has more of an Arbor Day ass.” 🌳

• “If this movie was bad, it wouldn’t make $370 million.”

• “I don’t have friends… I have family.”



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pop culture, marvel, x-men 97, spider-man, mcu rumors, nerd podcast, comic books, movies, tv shows, anime, gaming, geek culture, funny podcast, entertainment news, multiverse